These days, everybody's getting cancelled
Every day I look at news, there's another new scandal
Another YouTuber who abused a younger fan
Or who introduced loot boxes to kids to gamble
Whose Ku Klux Klan fan club's just been found
Fools ought to know better, they just brought about their own downfall
So now, they're snuffed out of all society like candles
'Cause, after all, it's important that we make an example
Anybody damaging morality will damn well be deplatformed
Drag them off the dancefloor, kick them out the backdoor
And if they're asking, "What'd you do that for?"
Then tell them, "Sweetie, darling, sweetie, you've been cancelled!"
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
Get to the back of the queue
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
Everybody's laughing at you
I'm dropping Roseanne Barrs, go incredibly hard
I'm aiming straight like James Charles or Jeffree Star
Seducing Jeremy Kyle, his telly's terribly vile
And Michael Jackson might've actually been a pedophile
Add to the file with R. Kelly, ah, well, he had it coming
But why does no ne care Louis Walsh can grab a woman by the bum on telly?
Like it's something socially acceptable
I hope I never see Louis C. K. showing me his testicles
Stop it, Harvey Weinstein! God, she's hardly 19!
Why have we got to be like this?
Why's Bill Cosby got to spike drinks?
Maybe just don't? It's obvious, you might think
Plus, we need to stop these twinky vloggers wearing light pink!
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
It must be something you did
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
So pick up a shovel and dig
Ay, it's a sport now
Try and take them down in one go
Heidi, hi, Tatty bye, Tana Mongeau!
But if the court of public opinion is so valid
Why're we less interested in Xi Jinping than in ProJared?
Ay, that's a heavy case Kevin Spacey may be facing
For participating in the hate against poor Trisha Paytas
She's been painted and portrayed as vicious and manipulating
And so has H3H3, maybe stop reciprocating
All of this Twitter debating's making me twitchy and shaky
Flagrantly gesticulating, mate, my brain is fricking aching
I'm in distress, and while I'm in this dress, I'm no damsel
Mess with be and you'll be so, so cancelled
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
Get to the back of the queue
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
Everybody's laughing at you
These days, everybody's getting cancelled
I didn't finish that list of them, I had to stop, it made my hands sore
We've got our hands full remembering what they've been banned for
It could be for decades of depravity, and, or
For expressing an opinion that Twitter couldn't stand for
Like racism, or claiming it's okay to sock and sandal
But if you're going to ostracise somebody, then be damn sure
It's justified, proportionate and the proof of it's substantial
What I'm saying's these days, everything is circumstantial
With crowd mentality, everyone gets trampled
Now stand tall with your back against the damn wall
Any last words? Ah, too bad! You're cancelled!
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
It must be something you did
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
So pick up a shovel and dig
These days, everybody's getting cancelled
Who's going down next? Place your bets for the grand draw
Look into my glass ball and let's make a bet
On the next cancel casualties, press F to pay respect
They'll cancel Dr Disrespect, for working with Gillette
Cancel The Chainsmokers, because they smoked a cigarette
Cancel David Attenborough, touching badgers inappropriately
Markiplier prowling round the park at night and poking people
They'll cancel Kanye West for towing to the Trump line
They'll cancel PewDiePie, it had to happen sometime!
You know who I find problematic? Nigel Mansell!
For no reason other than that it rhymes with "cancel"!
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
Get to the back of the queue
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
Everybody's laughing at you
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
It must be something you did
You've been cancelled, you've been cancelled, you've been cancelled
So pick up a shovel and dig
These days, everybody's getting cancelled
Anytime you open your mouth now, it's a gamble
Course you've got free speech, be thankful you can talk!
But keep it P.C. or you're about to get your ads pulled
Jabba the Zuck'll drop you down to meet the rancor
Anyway, I can't stay, I've got my hands full
There's a problematic, toxic patriarchy to dismantle
Yours sincerely and dearly, Dan Bull
