Gentlemen, start your engines
I never liked football at school
Was never liked much by the cool kids
And I wasn't picked from the line-up
Until the last, it was tough, it was cruel
And I wasn't into motor racing
It seemed too slow, too basic
Crashing was a no-no
Ramming other cars was rated too invasive
Come on, let me put them through their paces
Let's do it properly
Take a shoot of broccoli
Buckle up and boot up Rocket League
Supersonic, acrobatic
Rocket-powered battle cars
With wheels and grills in place of heels
Of course you're gonna get tackled hard
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
Three, two, one, charge!
Mix FIFA, Tony Hawk
And Carmageddon, I'm in heaven
Even at the thought of it
In half a second, I'm tumescent
You're my side Viagra
I'm throbbing at the bonnet of an E-Type Jaguar
I'm flustered
The rush has got me gushing like Niagara
Rap star, soccer crossed with NASCAR
Not a crowd pleaser
I leave the people shouting, "That's harsh!"
I do what I gots to do
To get those balls to bless those goals
Don't give a shit if you drive a Silver Shadow
Man, I'll wreck your Rolls
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
Three, two, one, charge!
When I burn out my nitro
Better turn down your ISO
It's a photo finish
So the arena just might blow
I might go psycho
Supercharged like a rhino
Large like a dino, size aside
My machine is anything but micro
I'm coming for you fast
You scummy little twat
You just got battered
By a car in a funny little hat
Supersonic, acrobatic
Rocket-powered battle cars
With wheels and grills in place of heels
Of course you're gonna get tackled hard
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
Three, two, one, charge!
