Dear Joseph Alois Ratzinger
Pope Benedict the 16th
Bishop of Rome
Sovereign of the State of the Vatican City
And formerly Archbishop of Munich and Freising
Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith
And Dean of the College of Cardinals
I'm not a Catholic
But I'm a chap that thinks some of your actions stink
And want to ask some things
Will Mr Ratzinger listen to a rap singer?
Maybe
In the past he listened to that chap Hitler
Sorry, I couldn't resist
Back to business
Back in the habit like Lauryn Hill in Sister Act is
Did you ever see that flick?
It's fantastic
I can lend you the VHS if you fancy it
Damn, I'm rambling
Damn, I didn't mean to say "damn"
Damn, I just said "damn" again
I'm a bit anxious I'll be tagged as discriminatory
Similarly to your religion's history
I know what it's like to have a stigma stick to you
You were in the Hitler Youth
I was in the local Scout troop
'Til the parents found out the Baloo liked
Bear cubs a little bit more than he should do
And that's what I'd like to discuss with you
The sick stuff some kiddie fiddlers are into
It's like sometimes you're less inclined to find the truth
Than to hide the abuse of the aloof
You're quick to stick it in when other people sin
So why you so unwilling to take this one on the chin?
You might think that it isn't my business
But you're into forgiveness
So forgive this
Your hollow apology bothered me horribly
It'd probably be better if you'd not said a fucking thing
My God, I just swore at the Pope
I'm so sorry, honestly
Now that's an apology
Not just promising to modify your policy moderately
To smother the controversy you've often seen
It's sick depraved system failure
It isn't just as if it's misbehaviour
You find out you're hiring a kiddie rapist
And you don't even make a criminal complaint?
It's insane
If this was any other organisation
You'd be taken straight down the station to make a statement
Now, not all Papists are rapists
And the clergy isn't permanently pervy
But face it
There's a disproportionate amount of cases
It's almost as if they happen on a daily basis
You're the Holy See's head of state
And loads of people want to see your head on a plate
Now, I won't go that far
But it's fair to say that from this day
Things better change
Jesus preached
Love one another
But it seems some priests
Just wanna bugger
Jesus preached
Love one another
But it seems some priests
Just wanna bugger
Some priests
Just wanna bugger
Some priests
Just wanna bugger
